Monday, 19 March 2018

Of Dog Food and Candle Wax by Jan Edwards

You know how it is – somebody mentions a particular subject on Facebook or Twitter, which sparks that domino effect of comments, which often stray off topic, interweaving with the original post but following trains of thought from a dozen, two dozen and more people.
You watch the thread build and add to the chatter but in your head the memories are sparked of things only related to the subject by tenuous fibres of thought. It is the catching those thoughts that can be essential to a writer.
Last night I danced on the edges of a thread that dealt with the subject of eating pet food. Specifically who had would own up to sampling dog or cat food, when and of what kind.
It is the kind of topic that at one time you would only ever have heard in the dying hours of a party. Who was going to own up to eating dog food after all?
Quite a number as it turned out. Dog biscuits seemed the most popular choice for the gourmet pet owner. Bonios and Spillers Shapes being the most mentioned.
d pitI shared my reminiscence of the pie we kids were subjected to several times every term, (and by pie I am talking two layers of thick stodgy pastry enclosing a thin smear of pink threads). The school cooks insisted it was Corned Beef Slice but we kids knew better. We just ‘knew’ that what we were actually being served was, in fact, ‘Kitty-Kat’ pie.
But the memory I kept back, not wishing to hog the thread, was from my very distant childhood (late 1950s) and far closer to the topic in hand.
The farm on which my father worked in Sussex was of the old fashioned kind even then and in order to phone the Vet  he had to walk down to the main farm yard (our cottage was a mile out, along a bridle path).
The estate manager whose phone Pop used in those cases (we did not have one at the cottage) was a ruddy-faced chap of the old school who went for the name of Bowles, with his wife who was of the same ilk. They might almost have stepped straight out of the Darling Buds of May. They worked hard and concerned themselves over the important things of life such as the care of stock and getting crops raised and harvested.  Mrs Bowles especially had an ‘eat drink and be merry’ philosophy on life; and here is where we get to the point of this rambling tale.
Pop needed to call the vet and because on this occasion Mother was cleaning at the ‘Main House’ I happened to be trailing in his wake (I was aged perhaps four or five).
old-farmhouse-kitchen-vintage-farmhouse-kitchen-decor-farmhouse-kitchen-table-benchMrs Bowles’s kitchen was typical of its time and type. Aga range at one end, huge dresser at the other that was crammed with plates, and mugs and other knick-knacks, sheaves of invoices, half burned candles in ancient tin holders, discarded hoof knives and farm detritus that had been brought in over years and abandoned where it lay; and all of it covered in a substantial and largely undisturbed pall of dust. The only ‘clean’ parts to be seen were the telephone handset and a pile of scrap paper left there for the taking of messages.
Even I at my tender years realised she was not remotely house proud, but then she didn’t really have the time when she had six kids and was in charge of raising any sickly animals as well as the chickens and other poultry in the yard. So it is with this in mind that you have to imagine this picture.
Mrs Bowles in her men’s shirt and trousers and a wrap-around pinny, standing at the table beating a large ball of bread dough into submission on the huge scrubbed oak table that dominated the room.
She greeted us cheerily and nodded to the phone and as Pop went to make his call I stood politely near the door trying not to let anything touch me.
il_340x270.1220247399_6t0kAt that point a chicken came scuttling and squawking from under the table, followed by a small dog. Looking underneath the table was a sight I shall recall always – and yes we have reached the punch line – there were several chickens, two dog, three piglets and the youngest two of Mrs B’s tribe (one dressed in vest and underpants and the other in vest only), all eating dog biscuits from the same vast metal dish.
That’s an image that will stay with you forever, and one I shall use in writing as some point. Never a memory wasted, provided I remember to write them down.

Saturday, 17 March 2018

Reading your work to an audience, by Elizabeth Kay

Writers can be shy retiring creatures, preferring their stories to remain quietly on the page. However, there comes a time when more is required, and hiding behind the printed word is no longer an option. If you're doing well you may be paid to do it. You may have an audience of hundreds, or an audience of three. Or it may be that self-promotion means you have to do it for free, with few obvious sales. Remember, though, that the person who listened avidly, read the whole of the first chapter on the sales stand and bought nothing may remember it in the future, when a present is needed, or a recommendation, or holiday reading is on the agenda. What's required can differ wildly. There are straightforward readings from books, when merely being audible can be enough – as long as there’s a mic, and you remember you’re meant to speak into it. It depends what you write, though. If there's a lot of dialogue you may have to manage different accents, as well as threatening characters or terrified victims or, in the case of children's books, tigers or steam engines or fairies. You need to become an actor. This is no bad thing, as the introverted anti-social hermit you may be in reality has to take a back seat, and Joe Bloggs, crimewriter, has to take the stage. He needs to be one of your characters, and may bear little resemblance to your real self. Practice in front of the mirror. Film yourself on your tablet or your computer, and play it back. Joe may need a special hat, or scarf, or make-up, anything that lets you transform yourself as completely as Superman in a phone box. The more you do it, the easier it gets.

     Questions about your work can be another matter. There are the standard ones which crop up over and over again. Where do you get your ideas? How much do you earn? Have you met J.K.Rowling/Anthony Horowitz/Stieg Larsson? (He died fourteen years ago. Really? Are you sure?) It’s only once in a while you get a question that totally throws you. I was at a conference in Ukraine, and reading a passage from The Divide to a group of eleven-year-old children, who then lined up in a very orderly fashion to ask me questions in perfect English. “Can you tell me please,” said a bespectacled boy with a serious face, “whether the fantasy world in your book reflects the social values in the United Kingdom?”
     The biggest struggle I had was with poetry, despite the fact that the poets usually outnumber the audience. Trying to stop my hands shaking was really hard. Open mic sessions are unpredictable, and although people tend to go on for far too long the opposite can be just as difficult. You may decide that the poems you have chosen are totally unsuitable. Too graphic, not graphic enough, too many

swear words, wrong subject matter. And the really good one you wrote about your aunt’s dementia is right out when an elderly lady wanders in with a carer, and keeps asking where the changing rooms are and whether the water will be warm. This is when your Kindle can be invaluable, if you have your work on it. Remember you can import files as well as your own books. It's usually easier to find things on a Kindle than on a tablet or phone, as the font on your phone can simply be too small, even when you enlarge it. In the picture I'm reading from my poetry pamphlet, The Spirit Collection. Some people have prodigious memories, and can recite their poems from memory. I can’t. These days I have trouble remembering whether I put the car keys in the fridge or the oven. You need to hold your Kindle high enough so that your head isn’t buried in your chest, and the words have been lost down your cleavage – if you have one, of course. Humour never seems to win big poetry competitions, but it’s gold dust at an open mic session. Because you’re looking at your text rather than the audience, you have little idea how your work is being received. But raise a laugh, actually hear a positive reaction, and your confidence rises like a lark. Detecting someone snoring can have the opposite effect, of course, but you can put it down to the beer as the gathering is usually in a pub.
     Reading your work aloud is beneficial in many ways. You find out where people are amused, where they’re holding their breath with excitement, where they’re monumentally bored. You get to hear other people, witness their triumphs and disasters and learn from them. With practice, you can even start to ad lib. Poking fun at yourself or your birthplace is to be recommended. I attended a talk by Eoin Colfer at a conference, who, being Irish is a master at it. It was a Sunday, and there had been a certain amount of alcoholic revelry on the Saturday night. Ten minutes into the talk a door opened, and five or six people shuffled shame-facedly in, trying to be inconspicuous and sit down at the back. “Ah,” said Eoin brightly, “I see the Irish contingent has arrived.”

Friday, 16 March 2018

Writing More, Writing Faster - 10 Top Tips by Wendy H. Jones

I am sure we are all in agreement that at times our writing can seem like wading through treacle with lead boots on our feet. Other times it feels like we are flying and our fingers can't keep up with the words. Hands up who agrees?

Recently I've had so much on my mind that at times writing has taken a back seat. However, my mojo has reappeared and the words can't get out fast enough. What changed for me? Basically I got more organised. Here's how. 

1. Make sure your desk is cleared before you finish for the day. When I was in the Army we operated a clear desk policy. Coming back to a desk which doesn't look cluttered frees the mind and allows creative thoughts to flow.

2. The one caveat to the above is leave the document you want to work on open on your computer. This allows you to get straight into your writing the next day. Starting the computer, opening documents etc. allows your mind to think about other things. Before you know it you've spent 3 hours on FaceTwit and not one word written other than 'cute kitten' on someone's post. 

3. Train your mind to write the minute you sit at a keyboard. If the first thing you do at a keyboard is answer emails or do other tasks then your mind will think that's what it should be doing every time you sit at a keyboard. 

4. Prioritise your writing. Make it the first thing you do after shower and breakfast. 

5. Use very spare minute to write something. If you've got a five minute gap, then write. Use a notebook, notes app on phone, whatever you want to use, but write.

6. Jot down every thought you have about your book and keep it in a file. I use Evernote, but you can use anything you want. Whatever helps you and keeps the words flowing. 

7. Give your mind permission to write. Seems strange I know, but if you have a to do list with Writing at the top, then your mind has permission to leave those other things until later. It doesn't need to be cluttered up with things you might forget. 

8. Use word sprints to get more writing done. Your mind is better able to cope with 5, 10 or 20 minutes than staring at a blank page for a whole day. 

9. Jot down ideas about what you re going to write about that day. It doesn't have to be a full blown plan, but if your mind has a general idea of where you are headed it's more likely to take off and lead you down that path.

10. I've said this before but I'm saying it again. Seriously leave your phone elsewhere and shut off the internet on your computer. In today's society we are all trained to respond instantly to the ping of an incoming alert. Those running social media want us to be trained that way for obvious reasons. No one is going to die if you don't like that picture of a cute kitten. 

I hope this has helped. If you would like more ideas and tips then  check out Chris Fox's book 'Lifelong Writing Habit'. I can highly recommend it.


About the Author

Wendy H Jones is the Amazon Number 1 best-selling author of the award winning DI Shona McKenzie Mysteries. Her Young Adult Mystery, The Dagger’s Curse was a finalist in the Woman Alive Readers Choice Award. She is also an international public speaker, and runs conferences and workshops on writing, Motivation and marketing. Wendy is the founder of Crime at the Castle, Scotland’s newest Crime Festival. She has just edited a Lent Book, published by the Association of Christian Writers


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Thursday, 15 March 2018

Crack Me Open: On Getting a Literary Education by Jane Thornley

Nobody told me that receiving a good literary education was not the slow comfortable journey I expected so much as cracking myself open over and over again. I was nineteen.

I was required to climb monumental walls of my own preconceptions only to crash-land again and again on the other side. Everything was both more beautiful and more brutal than I could ever have imagined. And me, soft-shelled and Pollyanna-like, was not ready for the truth in all its variations.    

In retrospect, I only recall the little moments that pushed me over the edge. Maybe those are the important ones, after all. Here's an example of a tiny shove: I walked into a classroom late one day and there stood my Irish Canadian professor reading a poem about the seal hunt. This wasn't one of those cute-fluffy-pups-how-dare-they-slaughter-them poems but a raw bloody tale of men striving to survive doing what they'd always done. I'm sorry to say that I don't recall the name of the poem or the poet but I remember my horror and pain. I can tell you that many men died on the ice floes of northern Labrador and that poem laid bare all the raw, bloody, and painful truth of human toil pitted simultaneously against nature.

My professor cried as though he'd lost a friend among those frozen souls while I found myself crying for the whole pathos of the situation. Even more importantly for my education, that day I watched a grown man cry over a poem. I didn't realize that men could weep openly let alone weep openly over poetry. Men only wept at funerals and hockey games, right? And surely no one read poetry after high school. I grew up as a farmer's daughter who's dad "made good" as a car salesman. No men read poems in our house let alone cried over one. But those words and the way that man read it caused something massive to shift inside me, not the least of which was my admiration for men who read poetry and wept.

So when the day came for another professor to ask each student to stand and read a line from Sylvia Plath's Berc-Plage, I was ready to crack open again. I read: "This is the sea, then, this great abeyance. How the sun's poultice draws on my inflammation." And she asked me why I emphasized where I did and in doing so taught me the weight of words. Words not only have meaning, but the reader participates in the emergence of that meaning while a speaker adds cadence and significance. The writer and the reader construct meaning together. We are a team. Suddenly, being a reader took on enormous importance, and I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of my life: to keep on reading, yes, but also to live in and with the written word.

For days, I'd recite that poem to myself, pealing back the layers of the world I thought I knew to test it against the one emerging. Now I began to understand what it meant to feel so vividly that it was like slicing your wrists against all the sharp edges of living. But pain was so wearing. Plath eventually committed suicide as did my next muse, Virginia Wolf, and really, I began to think that dying in that manner was all a bit too self-indulgent. Reading such angst caused me to turn away towards a brighter world view, though I continued to read widely and deeply from then on. For four more years, I penned poetry and read great literature. Eventually I fell in love with the novel and began writing them in secret at the rate of roughly one a year, each shoved into a drawer and buried.

I did not show my writing to a living soul. After all, my books were not great (serious) literature, they were genre. To me, genre was the equivalent of sludge. If I were ever to bump into one of my old professors, I doubt I'd even admit that I published at all. They'd expect something different of me, something literary, but studying Sylvia and Virginia taught me that it's all right to be entertaining because to be literary meant to be depressed. In fact, maybe genre writers live longer.

I've long since learned that one can write great literature without grinding down into sorrow but I am still content to entertain for the masses. I am a light-weight. Happy endings count for something, after all.

Wednesday, 14 March 2018

Novella.... Novella... Novella.... by Louise Boland

Fairlight Moderns
Ask anyone to name a famous literary novella and odds on they’ll pick something written before the middle of the twentieth century: Hemingway’s Old Man and the Sea? 1952. Animal Farm? 1945.  Heart of Darkness? Back… back… way back to 1899…. 

And yet a quick scan of Amazon (other ebook platforms are available) shows how, in contrast, genre fiction today comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes. You want your sci-fi hit as a short story? a novella? a six-book box set? No problem. Literary fiction? Nope, novel-length only please. 

Discussing this strange situation with some writer friends, it’s easy to see how this has come about.   Send a great manuscript in to a literary agent these days that has less than 80,000 words and you’ll be advised to go home, get your pen out and not come back until you’ve managed a respectable 90,000.  And pitch up with something less than 60,000? You won’t even get out the slush pile. As a writer turned publisher, this just seemed crazy to me. And rightly so it seems as since we publicly opened our doors to submissions of literary fiction of ANY length at Fairlight Books, some of the best writing we’ve received has been that with a mid-ranging word count – anything from long short stories by exceptionally talented short story / flash fiction writers to fantastic itsy-bitsy mini-novels that haven’t made the word count elsewhere.  

So I’m very excited to say we’re going to be publishing these middle length fictions, starting from July 2018, as a series called the Fairlight Moderns.  

This is Bottled Goods, by Sophie van Llewyn.  Sophie is an award-winning flash fiction writer, and we’re so excited to be publishing her first work of longer fiction. 

Set in Romania in the 1970s, it follows Alina, who becomes a person of interest to the secret services when her brother-in-law defects to the West.

Told in a series of short flash fictions, and weaving in a bit of magic realism along the way, it’s a stunning literary debut.

And this is Travelling in the Dark by Emma Timpany, a short story writer born and raised in Dunedin, New Zealand, who now lives in Cornwall.

Set in the wild and unreliable landscape of southern New Zealand, the novella is an evocative story of a woman coming to terms with her past as she journeys with her son back to her home town. 

Details of these and other novellas in the series can be found on our website at:

As a writer, I always found it frustrating to be told to stretch a story out beyond what felt like its natural limit, so if you have an unpublished mid-length literary fiction work in your bottom drawer that has been butchered, stretched and abandoned, then please feel free to go back to the original version and send it to us. We'd love to see it! 

Tuesday, 13 March 2018

A Bit Of Collaborating by Ann Evans

Hello everyone, sorry to follow on from Reb yesterday, it's purely coincidence that Reb and I are both hanging up our AE blogging pens, but I think this will be my final blog for Authors Electric. I’ve loved reading everyone’s blogs over the years, but my writing is leading me further away from Indie writing, so it’s difficult for me to write on topics that our blog’s readers will be interested in.

Happy to say I’m busy writing for reluctant readers, with about a dozen books published now with educational publisher Badger Learning. These are for teenagers with a lower reading age than their actual age. I’m also writing crime novels for Bloodhound Books; and as always magazine articles on all kinds of topics. 

However, something I can write about for this blog, which ties in with Indie publishing and mainstream publishing is that the latest book accepted by Bloodhound is actually a collaboration between me and a good friend. So, two authors and one title.

Collaborative writing isn’t for everyone, and in my experience, only happens occasionally with a particular story idea, and with a particular person. 

Although our book has only just been accepted, and we’ve only just all settled on what its title should be, which is:  The Bitter End, people are already asking, “So how does collaborative writing actually work?”

For myself and co-writer Rob Tysall, it’s been a sort of evolving situation. Neither of us could have made a deliberate decision such as, “Hey, let’s write a book together!” It was nothing that straight forward.

We’ve been working together for about 26 years. Rob is a photographer, and we’ve always teamed up to do magazine articles together. I do the writing, he does the photographs. But it means we’ve spent lots of time together chatting, and he’s always come up with story ideas for when I’ve been stuck for an idea. 

Then one day about four years ago he suggested an idea for a book, to which I immediately said, “I can’t write that! It’s too dark. It’s too deep. I don’t think along those lines!” But this idea was growing and growing in his head and he wouldn’t let up.

For a while I didn’t make any actual progress, but we did a lot of talking, and plotting and planning, until I relented and drafted out the beginnings of a story. Not surprisingly, it wasn’t quite how he’d envisaged it. But we decided not to scrap the idea, but began working on it together.

Admittedly his first suggestion that I change a section, sent me into spasms! Someone telling me what I should or shouldn’t write! Unheard of! And that’s where a solid friendship gets to work. We listened to each other’s ideas and reasoning, discussed every scene and sentence, and didn’t fall out! In fact. Some of the most tragic and intense scenes would reduce us to fits of laughter as words and ideas ran away with us.

There are dark sections in this book, particularly from the viewpoint of one particular character (no spoilers here) where Rob was in his element and waxed lyrical while I typed. The practicalities of a collaboration, at least in our case, is that just one person does the typing, that keeps the style ‘uniform’.

So, imagine if you will, a male Barbara Cartland lounging on the sofa dictating to his secretary the words of his latest masterpiece. It wasn’t quite like that, but you get the picture.

Creating the characters together with their actions and dialogue and in-depth backgrounds proved successful, and through teaming up with someone from the opposite sex it allows you to get a whole different perspective on what a male character would actually think, do and say, which was very different to what I had that male character originally doing/saying.

And then, as Stephen King says, comes the part when you must kill your darlings. Halfway through writing the book, Rob says, “You know (character) has to die, don’t you?”
“What? No! You can’t kill (character)!”
Don’t worry it’s not the dog…

Looking at the book we’ve just finished, I think the proof of the pudding as to whether the collaboration worked, is by us both realising that without the other, the book wouldn’t have been written.

So, collaborating with a friend, is it something you’ve done or tried to do? And did it work for you?

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Monday, 12 March 2018

I Don My Wee Red Briefs For You--Reb MacRath

You should always wear your wee red briefs for any up-front Big Reveal. And I say the briefer the better. Keep my Reveal in hand--er, mind--as I approach the climax of my years-long affair with AE:

It's time for me to say goodbye.

In brief, hear are a handful of lessons I've learned and memories I'll treasure.

--AE affords its members a rare sense of community. Most of us begin with no sense of our audience; many writers never acquire that sense. Even once we've published, it may be years between books and the loneliness of our profession may seem at times to be too much to bear. Here, once a month, we address writers we've gotten to know. Kindred souls with war stories to share.
--The blog can be a great testing ground. Which of our monthly posts strike a chord...and which fail, like my last post, to attract a single comment--or raise the hackles of colleagues, like my Jack the Ripper post. This chance to test the impact of our words can be immensely useful, fine-tuning our judgment of right words in our wirting.
--In my years on AE, I'm left with a couple of names of writers I've come to regard as real friends. But, equally important, I value the allies who've taken time to provide sound technical advice or comment on a particular post.
--Surely my top memory is becoming--thanks to John Logan--the first American member of this august group.

Now, though, the time--

Oh! Oh! Oooooo! Ahhhhhhh.................

What else is there for me to say but:

I hope it was good for you too.

All the best to everyone,

Dear Old Naughty Red MacRath